why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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