you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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