Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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