I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We need a shit load of segways right now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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