he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
