so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
sex in a hospital.. check
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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