these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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