8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
