i will never coherently bang her
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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