So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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