So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
