I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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