like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Do vagina's smell?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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