at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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