I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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