And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She bit a glass in half.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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