I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
sarcasm needs its own font
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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