I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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