he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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