So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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