Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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