The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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