What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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