The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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