It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this just has baby written all over it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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