She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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