what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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