Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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