I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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