I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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