The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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