Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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