Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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