i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i drank out of a bidet.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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