I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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