i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
COCAINE IS GR8
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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