all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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