Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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