She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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