...so i touched it.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
did you just send me my own nude
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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