I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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