Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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