Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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