We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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