There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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