69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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