apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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