we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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