make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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