Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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