The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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