So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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