12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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