I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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