If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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