Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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