This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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