i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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