Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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